The Earth Gurgle Monster

  The earth gurgle monster is the most common of the gurgle monsters. It has old rag colored fur, and green hair. It likes anything to do with earth and redheads. The earth gurgle monster eats a lot of old wood. They have no teeth and four arms. They also are incredibly smart. The are afraid of heights, and large eyebrows. Their favorite activity is chewing rusty buckets. If you ever meet an earth gurgle monster, give it a plant or a saxophone. It will take both offerings and leave you unharmed. An earth gurgle monster will not kill you. It will lock you in a jail cell instead. They are an element gurgle. They are very intuitive and with practice it can reach the human world. Now you know about the earth gurgle monster.